Now that You Too Must Shortly Go by Eleanor Farjeon
1. My eyebrows are pretty on point.
2. I cook a mean mac n cheese from scratch.
3. I have pretty rad taste in music.
4. I have great fashion sense.
5. I once met Steven Spielberg in line at Starbucks, does that count?
This was really hard to do, which is telling I think.
I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time
Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating
And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective